Management takeaways: Case Revolut

Managers pulling a heist

Revolut, the online-only bank, is an interesting management case study in multiple ways:

  • Anti-Money-Laundering: Do the opposite
  • User verification: Do the opposite
  • User interface speed: Match
  • Customer service speed: Match
  • Customer service quality: Do the opposite
  • Documentation: Do the opposite

A previous article examines the first three for customer, regulator and management takeaways, focusing on the most glaring issues in Revolut’s AML procedures. This article dives into the latter three.

The “heist” in the title refers to multiple managers in Revolut ripping off both their employer and clients. Providing no useful service to either, leeching off the time and money of both. A company would do well to understand when this is happening to them and act before the losses pile up.

Customer service speed

The one positive thing to say about Revolut’s customer service is that it’s blazing fast. They sometimes provide useful responses. That happens mainly when you’re asking about their user interface, like “Where to find X”. In those cases you’ll be very happy for the speed.

This aspect of their customer service is exceptionally well managed, and is something that other businesses should copy. Managing customer service at the speed of Revolut, but with the quality of an actually good company, will make your customers very loyal.

Next we’ll look at one case of a company trying to use one feature that’s part of Revolut’s more expensive service package, and how lack of documentation and non-existent customer service quality make this impossible. These turn the customer from someone who used to recommend Revolut to someone who is recommending against using Revolut.

Case CSV

For example, they claim to support sending bulk transfers by a CSV file. They have, once, provided me with a template for the format of that file. The ability to use CSV files is part of their more expensive service package. I took it once, expecting it to be reasonable. However, there is no documentation whatsoever for the CSV. The example file only has one line, which is the header. It goes like this:

Recipient name;Account number;TimeEtc;Etc2;…

There are dozens of fields. None of them are documented. There are endless ways for how to format a time field (e.g. mm/dd/yyyy, d.m.yyyy, dd.mm.yyyy, yyyy-mm-dd-hh-mm-ss, Unix timestamps), even if you wouldn’t be dealing with time zones. What format should you use for each field? If there would be only possible 20 ways for the time field to be formatted, and 20 for another, that’s already 400 combinations. But there are dozens of fields, so there will be millions of potential combinations.

Documentation

Naturally, every service I’ve come across has a good documentation for what kind of CSVs their system accepts. Here’s a screenshot of the Finnish Tax Authority’s CSV documentation for their salary calculation service.

The file has a header row and example content rows. From the example rows you can see how everything is formatted, whether it’s a date or something else.

Revolut also provides you a sample CSV file. However, it only has the header row. No example rows 🤯

They have no documentation for the CSV format. Not on a web page, as they absolutely should. Not provided by the support. Not provided by their CSV specialist team. No documentation at all. It’s just you and your ability to spend forever to try out different guesses.

Their CSV validation tool only provides one response: Error, invalid CSV file. Nothing of help.

Customer support quality

Their customer support – that’s what we originally talked about. You’ll surely guess where I’m going with this. I don’t want to depress you, but I wish I got back all the hours and days of my life that I spent interacting with them. Even just on this matter.

For example, they asked me to send a copy of one version of the file I had tried and their system had unhelpfully just rejected. I told them I had tried it with and without the header row, as they couldn’t even tell if it should be included or not.

A few days later they came back with this response: “Try it with the header row included.” Which I had told them I had already done.

Revolut’s support has only one mission: to get paid by providing an illusion of doing something useful.

Takeaway: Revolut managers pulling a heist

Revolut support is there to rip both you and Revolut off. For you as a paying customer, they’re a waste of time and money. But so it is for Revolut: They pay their customer service and spend money managing them, without getting anything of value. The speed of customer service adds no value when they consistently get everything wrong.

It’s like a car that sounds nice but cannot move anywhere. It doesn’t work for its primary purpose.

It’s a very weird customer service culture to witness. Revolut support is like one big career-long heist for most people involved.

The fault is less with the agents than the managers. They are the ones choosing what level of service is acceptable or even made possible. Having customer service agents that don’t understand anything they’re talking about is the managers’ fault. Non-performers should not be given work shifts. However, in Revolut support even the best agents are powerless to get almost anything useful done. This is also clearly the fault of managers of multiple departments, not just the customer service.

We don’t yet know exactly how deep and wide do Revolut’s issues go, but at least this much can already be said:

Those managing Revolut’s customer service, KYB (know-your-business) and CSV import processes are pulling a heist.

Avoid Revolut as a business bank

First, some good things about Revolut. Their user interface is faster than any other business bank I’ve tried. Whether you’re using the web version or the phone app, the most commonly used things work really fast.

The best feature they have that most banks don’t is to automatically remember all recipients you ever send money to. No jumping through hoops to get a recipient saved; it’s done automatically. To send money to someone, just start typing their name, and you’ll get them from the autocomplete suggestions. This makes paying invoices and salaries alike a lot faster. Time is money, so this is very useful.

All banks should copy this feature right now.

Now for a few negatives.

What’s wrong with Revolut?

Here are two bad things you might want to know about when choosing your next business bank. The second one is so severe that Revolut should not be trusted with a banking license, or your money.

  1. Revolut has mandatory taking of selfies of your face every time you want to add a new recipient.
    Seriously.
  2. Revolut is not able to read official documents from the official registry and will freeze your account without warning, for no reason.
    Again, seriously.

That second one makes it so that Revolut is a better bank for money-laundering than honest companies. To clarify, we’re not talking about a one-time thing, but a systematic, repeating issue.

1. Mandatory selfies

Revolut changed it some time last winter so that you cannot add a new recipient without them taking a selfie of your face.

That is not at all acceptable.

I would have never used or recommended them had I known that they would even consider such an idea.

What’s worse is that when you’re using their website, you can’t use their business app to take this selfie, you have to do it via a web browser that you might not agree with. Using their business app to add a recipient? Selfie is taken with the app. Using their website to add a recipient? You have to take a selfie with the Chrome Mobile browser. The browser that tracks its users the most, and which many have disabled and will not install, for that or other reasons.

I’ve asked Revolut’s customer support about the future direction of this feature, which I was hoping was just a temporary glitch, a lapse in judgment. They said the opposite was true. They will be requiring taking selfies more often and in more cases in the future.

Just blows my mind that a bank would have the audacity to mandate taking selfies. That goes beyond any expectations I might have had for what a bank might do. There’s no telling what Revolut will decide next.

2. Revolut isn’t able to verify companies’ ownership structures

I don’t know about all companies, but I do know they are grossly incompetent at verifying Finnish companies’ official documents. Which should be about the easiest to verify, so that is telling something about their general competence.

Here’s how to verify the ownership structure of a Finnish company:

  1. Open https://virre.prh.fi/, the official corporate document registry
    (English version)
  2. Search for the company by name or ID and open their page
  3. Click Open a Trade Register extract free of charge

That’s it.

Yet this goes above and beyond Revolut’s competence. Revolut insist on making the process far more complex, expensive, and unreliable. What Revolut does is compliance theater. We’ll get to that in a bit. Before that, let’s see what it is that they claim to be impossible.

How to verify a Finnish company’s ownership: Case Lidl

Here’s how to verify the ownership structure of Lidl Suomi Kommandiittiyhtiö (the grocery store chain) in three steps:

1. Open Virre, the official company document database

    2. Search for Lidl and open their page

    We’ll use the third one for this example. Clicking it opens this page:

    3. Click this button on the right:

    That’s it. Now we have the official Trade Registry extract for that company as a PDF file.

    Reading the Trade Register extract for a Limited Partnership (kommandiittiyhtiö, ky)

    This trade register extract has three pages. The first page starts with this:

    Company type (Yritysmuoto) is kommandiittiyhtiö (ky), a Limited Partnership. A limited partnership’s ownership structure is simple. It doesn’t have shares, it has votes. One vote per voting partner, no votes for anyone else. A Limited Partnership has two kinds of partners:

    • Voting partners, who are the owner-managers, and
    • Non-voting partners, who have no say in the company’s management, just a financial interest
    In Finnish:

    Voting partner = Vastuunalainen yhtiömies
    Non-voting partner = Äänetön yhtiömies

    The plural forms are vastuunalaiset yhtiömiehet and äänettömät yhtiömiehet, if a company has more than one of either type.

    Who are the voting partners and non-voting partners of Lidl Suomi Kommandiittiyhtiö? Let’s look at the section on Partners (Yhtiömiehet):

    There is a single voting partner (Vastuunalainen yhtiömies): Lidl Holding Suomi Oy. That owner has the only vote in this company’s decision-making, or 100% of the votes.

    There is also just one non-voting partner (Äänetön yhtiömies): C E – Beteiligungs-GmbH, a company in the German trade register. They have invested over 140 million euros into the venture. They do not have a vote in company decision-making. The only thing non-voting partners typically have a right to is a share of future profits. This will be defined in the partnership agreement / articles of incorporation. It is also available from the trade register, for a small fee.

    That’s it. Now you know more about verifying the ownership structure of Finnish Limited Partnerships than Revolut.

    Takeaways

    With the above information you can go through all the Finnish Limited Partnership companies and verify their ownership structure, at no cost. You don’t need to involve anyone else, like the companies in question. This can also be completely automated.

    Revolut does not seem to know this, despite their banking license requiring them to be competent at this. They do not know how to do this right, let alone efficiently or automatically. Their verification process is so broken that it’s easier to have Revolut verify a false company than a real one.

    So what are they doing?

    Let’s take a quick look.

    How does Revolut handle verifying company ownership structure?

    Finland has good public information systems so that things can be done efficiently and openly, avoiding wasted time and unreliable results. Want to verify a company’s ownership structure? Three clicks and its done. Straight from the official registry. For free.

    Instead of that, Revolut:

    1. Requires you to spend time getting and sending it manually
    2. Says they are not able to read it, because it “does not clearly state the shareholder breakdown” (for a company that does not have shares)
    3. Says they cannot possibly accept it, because it “has not been signed or notarized”

    The first one is just bad business, a waste of everyone’s time.

    The second one is incompetence. If you cannot read the official document from the official source, you are not competent enough to do this verification. Revolut’s verification process is so broken they reject official documents from the Trade Registry, and only accept documents that are much easier to forge. They require the documents to also represent the companies incorrectly. They demand companies that do not have shares to present a Shareholder Breakdown. They simply do not know what they’re doing, other than compliance theater. It’s easier get Revolut to verify a false company than a real one.

    The third one is a real puzzler. The last page of the registry extract, downloaded straight from the official registry, includes a digital stamp to verify its authenticity:

    “Electronically stamped by PRH, the Patent and Trade Register”

    Revolut says that this is not acceptable at all, and instead prefer an easy-to-forge physical signature. They do not accept the official digital verification of authenticity, coming straight from the company registrar, who are the authority when it comes to company documentation in Finland.

    A corporate document does not get any more official than this.

    Sure, it can get more official-looking. I mean, someone can print it out and write their personal signature on it, and write that they’re a lawyer or a magistrate, and add a wax stamp with an image of an eagle sitting on a law book, but it does not make the document any more official. That’s just verification theater.

    If anything, doing what Revolut requires makes the document less reliable. This original document you can get directly from the official source, so you know it’s not manipulated. Anything that does not come directly from the official source is less reliable.

    And how would you verify such a second-hand document? You would compare it to the one you get straight from the official registry. Checkmate.

    In summary

    • Revolut’s management do not know how to read official corporate documents
    • Revolut’s management do not accept the single most reliable source for such documents
    • Revolut’s management mandate using less reliable documents and sources
    • Revolut’s management does not know how to do real compliance, only compliance theater

    These were not isolated issues but systematic ones, seen happening more than 20 times in a matter of weeks. We hope that sharing our findings will help others take steps to avoid the same issues. For example by companies may choose to use a different bank. Bank of Lithuania may review Revolut’s AML/KYB procedures and banking license. Critical parts of Revolut’s operations are not managed competently, only performing compliance theater, and will not pass a thorough review.

    Revolut is a better bank for money-launderers than honest companies.

    Revolut needs to stop rejecting official Trade Register extracts, and instead use them and only them to automatically determine company ownership.

    Revolut should redo all their company ownership structure checks without placing any additional work on the companies in question. Revolut can do this on its own, straight from the official registry, and should never have asked nor accepted other documents to indicate company ownership in the first place. Anything else is easier to forge than the official registry extract. If a company claims their ownership is different than in the official registry, they need to update their information in the registry.


    A follow-up article examines three more management takeways and reasons not to use Revolut, such as how to know when managers are pulling a heist on a company, ripping off both their employer and clients.

    Event venues in Helsinki

    I’ve been asked a few times recently where to organize startup events in Helsinki. Here are some suggestions on where to start looking.


    A Grid – Startup hub in Aalto University campus in Otaniemi, Espoo. Aalto Startup Center (ASUC) as well as the European Space Agency’s ESA BIC operate in these premises

    Arcade5 – Event space for the gaming sector. Located in Maria 01 campus near Kamppi. 230m2 space for up to 120 people

    Epicenter Helsinki – A hub near Central Railway Station. Multiple event spaces with modern technology. The largest room fits up to 300 people

    Hanken Business Lab – Incubator at Hanken Business School near Kamppi. 500m2 space for up to 150 people

    Helsinki Education Hub – An edtech hub near Kamppi for up to 60 people. Edtech events only

    Helsinki Think Company – University’s entrepreneur support program. Premises on multiple campuses

    Innovation Home Kamppi – Event spaces for up to 100 people in Kamppi. They come with modern technology

    Maria 01 – The largest startup hub in North Europe, near Kamppi

    Mielenlento – A space for up to around 30 people in Lauttasaari

    Startup Sauna – The legendary student entrepreneur space in Aalto University campus in Otaniemi, Espoo

    Terkko Health Hub – A health hub in Meilahti. Health Incubator Helsinki and Helsinki Think Company’s Meilahti unit operate in these premises


    Lists

    Venuu provides a massive general list of event spaces to rent.


    Know more good event venues to mention? Please let me know in comments or via the contact form 🙏😊

    Health ecosystem in the Nordics & Baltics

    Here are the main actors of the health startup ecosystem in the Nordics and Baltics. Please let me know if you spot anything missing 🙂

    Investors

    Athensmed: €125k – 500k (angel, based in Finland)

    Founders’ Edge: €50k – 500k (two angels, based in Finland)

    GrayBella: €2M – 7M (VC, Lithuania & EU)

    Hanover 16: €100k – 5M (VC, Europe, Israel & US, based in UK)

    Innovestor: €250k – 1.5M (VC, based in Finland)

    Inventure: €250k – 2.5M (VC, based in Finland)

    Lifeline Ventures: €200k – 2M (VC, based in Finland)

    Verge HealthTech Fund: €500k – 1M (VC, global)

    Accelerators & incubators

    Digital Well Ventures, Norway and Sweden

    Health Founders, Estonia

    Health Incubator Helsinki, Finland

    Hubs and networks

    Terkko Health Hub, Helsinki

    Banks for entrepreneurs in Finland

    It’s been said that the hardest part of a new entrepreneur’s journey in Finland is to open a bank account. It’s ridiculous, but it’s true. It’s especially hard for immigrant entrepreneurs, but it’s not easy for native ones either. To help my fellow entrepreneurs, I reached out to every bank to see how they treat entrepreneurs. Here’s what happened with each bank.

    Summary

    Danske Bank: Will treat you like dirt. Costs about 20e/mo for basic business usage and functions decently, if you don’t mind being lied to and being misled. That includes having to guess exactly how your business will perform in the future and being kicked out for guessing it wrong.

    Holvi: Could be good, but they’ll serve only a few company types, and their sign-up process was broken when I tried it. The pricing is clear and very competitive at 6e/mo to 12e/mo for most use cases, and the users that I know actually like them.

    Revolut: A fast sign-up process online. Many steps, but can be completed in one go, unlike most banks that require weeks to process your application. Sign-up doesn’t cost anything, and you can also choose to have no monthly fees, in which case transaction fees are a bit higher. But every time you use it, be prepared for the most tedious processes, whether it’s logging in or trying to get support. Which you will need, because they constantly fail to complete payments.

    Suupohjan Osuuspankki / POP Pankki: Their pricing feels like a ripoff. You pay a monthly price for the account. An additional monthly price for online access to it. Yet another one for a payment card. You then pay extra for each payment you send. And received. And for every time you review your transactions. Or if you get want a monthly transaction summary. Or if you want to receive invoices online – in which case there’s also an additional minimum monthly fee. Or if you want to send invoices online – for which there’s yet another additional minimum monthly fee. They don’t charge for opening an account, but they’ll charge you every time you inhale from that point onwards. And they’ll still take a few weeks to open the account.

    Nordea: You’ll have to pay 230 euros to open a business account with them. 130 euros for opening the account. And 100 euros because you’ll have to visit their physical bank for it. They will take a few weeks before they’ll manage to get your account open, and charge you to the tune of 20e/mo month for having it. They’ll require you to provide all kinds of documentation about your company that they could get automatically through the Finnish registry, but just want to make you jump through extra hoops, while charging you 230e for it. It’s also worth noting that Nordea was one of the three companies that originally started the mass lying to customers about ID copies being required by the regulator (which they aren’t).

    Aktia: Charges at minimum 230e to open a company account. 100e for each account opening, and 200e/h for opening the account, with a minimum of 130e. Because it’s per hour, you’ll have no idea how much will they actuall charge you. The ongoing fee is 10.50e/mo, which isn’t too bad, but then they have some mysterious Web Services channel, which costs 20e/mo, plus 20e to open and 20e for any change done through it. I don’t what it does, but knowning how nasty Finnish banks have become, you’ll probably need it. And 5e/mo if you want digital invoicing. And 30e/mo if you want to set up recurring payments. Also, they’ll rip you off for approx. 0,50e every single time you: 1) view you transactions, 2) get a monthly transactions summary, 3) receive a payment, 4) send a payment, 5) receive a digital invoice, 6) send a digital invoice, and so on.

    OP: Similar situation as Aktia, but I have even fewer written records of their replies to my emails. I think they called me once and said it cost a lot to open an account and took a long time, at which point I gave it a pass. Only now that everything else seems potentially even worse, I’m giving them another shot. I’ve emailed them again today and will update the results when I get them. It’s also worth noting that OP was one of the three companies that originally started the mass lying to customers about ID copies being required by the regulator (which they aren’t).

    Handelsbanken: They refuse to take new clients who just want to use the basic banking service that they can provide automatically. They refused to tell anything more unless I was able to describe which broaded range of services I’d want to use.

    Nooa / Säästöpankki: Opening a company account costs 200e. They will also charge you for every incoming transfer: 0.18e if it has a reference numbers, 0.55e if it doesn’t. So if someone sends you 0.01 e, you’ll lose 0.54 e. So if someone sent you 10 euros in 0.01 e pieces, you’d lose 540 euros. They’ll also require you to provide them with a lot of documentation of your company, which they could get automatically from the company registry, but just want to make you jump through extra hoops while charging you 200e for it.

    N26: Signing up was surprisingly easy. I’m going to explore this more.

    Overall I’m baffled about the anti-customer behavior of most banks, and the huge problems in customer service of the few that actually seem to appreciate their customers. I think a part of the blame lays with EU and its financial regulations, which seem to be really hurting everyone and not helping with anything. But a part of the blame definitely lies with each bank. They’re all failing in slightly different ways, and fulfilling their regulatory obligations, so it doesn’t seem that the regulations go all the way to prevent any bank from being much better than they currently are.


    Extended findings

    This is way too much information for most people to be interested in. But if you’re for example working in one of these banks, and want to know what to change to make it a great bank to use, here you go. I also have way more info to share on most of these if you’re really interested and can do something to help there be a better bank for entrepreneurs to do.

    Danske Bank: Will treat you like dirt

    I used to have my personal banking in Danske, so when I founded my company two decades years ago, I opened the account in Danske. Things worked tolerably for a while, but over time they became more and more hostile towards customers, especially entrepreneurs.

    For example they will tell you they need to take a copy of your ID, and then systematically lie that it is because the regulation forces them to take a copy of that. And then link to the regulator’s website that clearly says no such thing is required. This was far from the only instance they behaved this way. Danske Bank just doesn’t care whether they’re lying or not; for them it’s a normal course of a business day, and hundreds of their customer service agents are trained to lie, and don’t care even when you point to them that what they just told me is a proven lie. Their managers require them to keep lying to keep their jobs, and they’re fine with lying for a living.

    I don’t know about you, but for me it’s hard to trust my money to an organization that just plain likes lying to me. Still, for some reason, I did, for a long time.

    The last straw came as they started pressuring all entrepreneurs to fill in a form where we had to guess how many transactions we’ll have in the coming 12 months, how big would each of them be, from which countries, how many from each country, how big from each country, and so on. I asked them what on earth is this for, why are they asking such detailed questions about the future that can’t possibly be guessed correctly by most entrepreneurs, and are there ramifications to guessing incorrectly. It’s outright absurd that your bank forces you to play a guessing game with exact numbers. It felt like a horror game: What happens to my ability to send and receive money if I guess wrong?

    They told me that they’re legally forced to ask for these exact things by the regulator, which I knew to be a blatant lie. Other banks didn’t ask the exact same questions at all, so these were Danske’s own invention. The regulator may have compelled banks to have at least some idea of the companies they were serving, but they didn’t force Danske Bank or anyone to ask such ridiculously specific questions. Danske Bank just really doesn’t like taking responsibility of anything they do.

    Luckily, it seemed, Danske Bank representatives swore to me that filling the form is just a formality and will have no effect. After they froze my account for not filling the guesstionaire, I got it unfrozen by promising to answer some random numbers. I did as promised, and tried to get the ballpark range right: tens of thousands, hundreds of thousands or so. But some questions were impossible to answer. For example, from which countries will my company receive payments in the next 12 months. Hopefully from every single one! This is the 2000s, where you can sell anything everywhere online. So shall I spend all evening copy-pasting all the country names on the Earth from a list to their form, which accepts them only one by one? What if I write a country and won’t get a sale there? What if I get a sale to a country I didn’t add on the list? There was no way to answer this question precisely. I’m selling things on a daily or monthly basis, not 12 months into the future. But Danske Bank swore that this was no issue, filling the questionnaire was just a formality so they could say to the regulator they had filled it.

    Except that a few months later they sent me a letter that they’ll end their service for me. No explanation as to why. I asked them, and they just said they never explain. I told them that perhaps it was a misunderstanding that should be cleared. Perhaps they were confused why some of my answers to their form were as they were – because the form offered zero chance to get them right. I have run a legitimate business for around 20 years, and they knew each and every transaction I had done over that time, and knew everything I did was legitimate. But who knows. Perhaps they just like being evil with impunity; I had exposed a bunch of their lies online. That may have annoyed someone there who liked being hostile to entrepreneurs and hated responsibility. I heard they kicked out some other entrepreneurs around the same time though, but who knows what triggered this purge.

    The only thing I do know is that they hated serving a small entrepreneur that netted them over 20 euros/month. That’s a hefty price to pay for a 100% automatic service, so I was happy to leave. Other banks would have to be more reasonably priced and less hostile. Right?

    Holvi: Only serves some company types

    I heard a number of recommendations to use Holvi. They seemed nice, they said they’ll require much less answers to detailed questions than Danske Bank, won’t require a copy of the ID etc. Everyone using their service seemed quite happy. They were also way cheaper than Danske: basic package 6e/mo, one with many helpful extra feature 12e/mo.

    There were only two downsides. First, when trying to register in their system, they required to confirm your email, but the email never got through. Not after multiple retries over multiple days, or reaching out to the customer service, who wasn’t able to help in this at all, just replying a week later “it should work, just try again”.

    Even more importantly though, they only serve some types of companies: LLCs and sole proprietors. They absolutely refuse serving Partnerships or any of the several other types of companies in Finland, although they are all identical from a bank transfer point of view as far as I can tell. They also refused to answer my question as to why they don’t serve other company types: “We just don’t, but hope to in the future”. They’re over a decade old, so if they wanted to serve those other clients, they would have done it already many times over.

    Wise: Doesn’t serve Finnish clients

    Wise was also recommended by several people. However, after registering with them, they said they’re not taking new clients from Finland at the moment, but took my company on a waiting list.

    Revolut: Fails transfers regularly and is record-tedious to use

    After trying Revolut for a few weeks now, the experience has been very mixed, but generally negative. They have a lot of potential and get many things right, but also get so many so basic things wrong. Things that you could be excused getting wrong if you’re a startup building your first prototype, but not when you’re a well-established company with a billion-dollar valuation, like Revolut.

    The last three times I tried to send money out from there, it failed. It is pretty crucial that when I send money out to pay an employee’s salary or a contractor’s invoice, the money actually leaves my company’s account and ends into the recipient’s account. But here’s how that has worked the last three times with Revolut.

    1. I send a payment through the Revolut website.
    2. I have to confirm multiple dialogs on Revolut.
    3. They require me to log into my Revolut app.
    4. The Revolut app requires a passcode, because I didn’t use it for one minute.
    5. After entering the passcode correctly, there’s a long wait until it lets you in.
    6. Revolut’s app loads the account overview screen and waits a few seconds.
    7. Revolut’s app loads a confirmation dialog.
    8. Now you can click Confirm and return to the website bank on the desktop.
    9. Revolut says payment is now confirmed and all is well.
    10. Next time you log into the bank, let’s say next week, you’ll notice that the payment failed to send.
    11. You go and review the transfer details: “Confirmation by you: Ok. Sending money to the other bank: Failed. Money received by the receiver: Failed.” And that the funds were returned to your account. That’s all the information available. There’s zero explanation as to why the transfer failed.
    12. You go to the transactions list.
    13. You click this specific transaction.
    14. You click “Why has this transaction failed?”.
    15. You get to a screen that says “Transactions sometimes fail for some reasons. If you want to know why, check the transfer details.” I had just checked them, and they told nothing. Also, why don’t you actually answer the question of why has this transaction failed, when I click that precise question?
    16. There’s also an option of “Request help with the transaction”. To emphasize, that’s an option when you’re viewing one individual transaction.
    17. When you click it, it asks you who was the recipient and in which country. Why do they ask this? I’ve already chosen which exact transaction I had an issue with, and the receiver is specified there.
    18. After that, they’ll ask the currency denomination of the transfer. Which they also already know, and you shouldn’t need to manually type it again.
    19. Then they ask for the amount. Which they also already know, and you shouldn’t need to manually type again, but you’ll now need to open another browser window or the app to find out what was the exact sum Revolut so conveniently forgot.
    20. Then they ask what was the problem. For which there’s nothing much to say except that the transfer failed (which they know), they failed to tell you what was the reason, and they made you jump through hoops to get there.

      All of which I’ve told them multiple times by now.
    21. Once you complete this, it will open a support chat.
    22. It takes them typically 15-30 minutes to respond to a chat. Which is reasonably fast by bank standards, but…
    23. Their website automatically logs you out after 5-10 minutes of inactivity.
    24. They don’t offer a convenient re-login process by just re-typing your password like e.g. Danske Bank does, but you must undertake the full log-in process.
    25. …which is the heaviest of any bank I’ve seen. You type in your email.
    26. Press enter and wait.
    27. Type in your password.
    28. Press enter and wait.
    29. They sent you an email to confirm you’re you.
    30. You open your email in a new browser tab.
    31. Log in with username.
    32. Then password.
    33. Wait for the email to load.
    34. Open the folder to which their emails come to, e.g. “My Company’s emails” as this is a Revolut Business account we’re talking of.
    35. Their email hasn’t arrived, so you’ll have to wait around for a minute or two.
    36. When the email finally arrives, you open it and click the link there.
    37. This opens Revolut in a new browser tab, in which you’re now logged in. That leaves you with the other Revolut tab also open, where you originally entered your email and password, but which is stuck in a state of showing “Check your email to log in”.
    38. Or, if you’re using the app, then you go through the process of opening the app, entering your passcode, waiting for that to be accepted, waiting for the account overview screen to load, waiting for the confirmation dialog to load and take over, and then to be able to click Confirm.
    39. Remember where we were? Waiting for Revolut to answer the support request ticket. The above login process is what you want to really avoid, but which happens to you if you’re not using their browser tab for a few minutes, so you’ll try to click around in Revolut’s website to avoid them forcing a logout on you.
    40. When the customer service finally answers, they often don’t get it right in the first try. They might ask you questions that you already answered in their form that opened the chat – happened to me many times already.
    41. Then when you answer them, they might take over half an hour to reply. The last time I kept the browser tab active and it took them 40 minutes to give the next response, which was “I need time to investigate the additional things you’ve written”. At which point I gave up, and let their system log me out.
    42. I received later an email that showed that they had later answered a few of the things I had written, but not really solved the issue. So the next time I log into Revolut I’ll get to choose if I want to re-open the chat and ask them to do help me in what I originally asked them to help me with: to tell me why a transfer failed, to help complete it, and to tell me how they (or me) can avoid that happening in the future.
    43. They also have a Retry Payment button, so you don’t need to re-type the payment details. But as they don’t tell at all why did the payment fail, I don’t understand why manually Retrying it would help. In any case, I tried that the first time the payment failed, opened a support ticket, and went through the whole process above. The next time I logged in that payment had actually completed, but their customer service messages didn’t indicate at all why that would have completed, what was the issue originally, or anything. I have no idea why it failed in the first place, and the customer service didn’t say that they had anything to help it complete after I had pressed the Retry button. So it seems that it’s completely random whether payments go through.

    Today I tried making two payments. They both failed. The first time I was willing to give them the plausibility of something very weird happening – maybe something at the receiver’s end, as I hadn’t paid them before. But then I tried today to pay salary to an employee, as well as the invoice from my accountant, and both of these just immediately failed. I sent another “Get help with the transaction” and filled all the details specifying which transfer I wanted help with, even though Revolut already knew those.

    At the same time I came to the conclusion that Revolut is not worth the hassle. Their onboarding process was way faster than with other banks, their UI is delightfully simplified from the clutter of most banks, they have an option to send automatic email notifications to receivers when you pay them and many other nice features, but the core features of logging in, paying and getting support are beyond tedious to use.

    Suupohjan Osuuspankki (part of POP group): Charges you for *everything*

    I was originally delighted by Suupohjan Osuuspankki / POP Pankki saying they didn’t have an opening fee (some banks charge hundres of euros to open a company account). Their monthly fees were also reasonable, similar to Holvi’s.

    However, the pricing structure felt sneaky from the start. Every single component of the basic service package had a separate cost. You want a bank account? Monthly fee. Online bank? Another monthly fee. Payment card to use the account? Another monthly fee. This was the opposite of a clear and customer-friendly “All this for just this fee”, hiding expenses all across the board, so I became suspicious and checked their price list.

    I was almost about to open an account when I had a look at their full price list. Luckily their sneaky monthly prices had gotten me suspicious. And it turns out these are the sneakiest bank I’ve come across in ages. They charge for *everything*.

    Want to make a payment? Extra fee.

    Want to receive a payment? Extra fee.

    Want to view your transactions? Extra fee.

    Want an automatic monthly summary of your transactions? Extra monthly fee.

    Want to receive an invoice electronically? Extra fee, with a minimum monthly fee (think: “receive one, pay for five”).

    Want to send an invoice electronically? Same thing: Extra fee, with a minimum monthly fee.

    And so on.

    I have no idea how much it would cost me to use Suupohjan Osuuspankki in the end, but I’d be terrified to check my transactions. I feel like signing up with them means they’ll start a vacuum cleaner to suck a euro out of my bank account every time I inhale.

    Battery startups in Finland

    Akkurate – Battery lifetime monitoring and optimization software. Can be run in their cloud or within the customer’s data infrastructure. Allows optimizing battery usage to increase its lifetime, forecasting the needs for maintenance or replacements, as well as evaluating and modeling the risks for insurance, financing and other related services.

    AkkuSer – Recycling portable batteries. They extract valuable raw materials and deliver those to metal refineries, serving as material for new batteries and other demanding products. They focus especially on portable lithium-ion batteries. They have operated and grown for over 15 years, and are interested in partnerships to support their expansion.

    Bamomas – Battery fleet management and optimization software that supports multiple battery technologies. Their clients include material handling companies, railways and energy utility companies. The solution also works for example for utility vehicles ranging from industrial ones to golf karts; wherever there’s a large and valuable battery fleet. They are able to provide a whole fleet management solution or integrate with existing ones.

    BroadBit Batteries – Sodium salt based batteries that are cheaper, safer, more sustainable, and support a broader range of operating temperatures than most currently available batteries. They can also be produced at mass scale almost anywhere on the planet. They build batteries for three types of use cases: high energy (mobile applications: laptops, electric vehicles etc.), high power (drones, car starter batteries, power tools, grid stabilization) and high efficiency (grid storage). They may have room for additional investors.

    Geyser Batteries – Power batteries that last over a million charge cycles, are sustainable, can be produced from local materials all around the world, and are safe. Mechanically robust and low to no maintentance, working from -40C to +60C (>85C possible). Minimal total cost of ownership (TCO), operates in harsh conditions, very high CO2 savings over lifetime. Can be discharged to 0V. No thermal runaway. Nonflammable solvent (water): safe transport, installation, operation and recycling with no fire risk. Recyclable, and built 40% of recycled materials. No conflict materials. Fast charge and discharge. 3MW/t cycling power, 10MW/t burst power, <100µs reaction time, low ESR. Low cost for power (€/kW). High recuperation potential.

    Teraloop – Their kinetic energy storage increases the utilization and reduces the costs of stationary energy storage. This sustainable solution can increase the utilization of an EV fast charge point by over 400% and reduce the capital cost of the storage by almost 70%. They’re well suited for enhancing distributed energy assets like virtual power plants and industrial process protection. Teraloop is seeking more partners in systems integrators and energy companies looking to enhance their product portfolio, as well as industrial process companies to enhance their processes. They may also have room for an additional investor in their scaling round in 2022.

    If you’re interested in learning more, Future Mobility Finland has an article on the use cases and business environment for battery startups in Finland.

    Helsinki as a startup client

    Health & Wellbeing – Sanna Hartman is the business development advisor of Helsinki social services and health care division, helping startups reach the right people to discuss potential cooperation. Best way to reach her is through the Testbed Helsinki contact form – the form makes sure you’ll get off to the fastest start by providing all the useful info. Current focus areas of the division include digital services (incl. e.g. robotics & AI) and home care services. They manage multiple pilot projects in these and other key areas simultaneously all the time. In addition to social and health care solutions they pilot also solutions for similar facilities and organizations, such as on-site guidance systems.

    Port of Helsinki – Manages seven ports in Helsinki and nearby: Katajanokka, South Harbour, West Harbour, Hernesaari and Vuosaari in Helsinki, Kantvik in Kirkkonummi, and a bulk cargo terminal at Loviisa. They’re interested in solutions to improve client experience and efficiency of both cargo and passenger traffic. Sustainability is also one of their focus areas. Their FAQ page describes a broad range of solutions they’re using and seeking. Their preferred way of hearing from new business-ready solutions is through their feedback form.

    Stara, Helsinki construction & logistics – Seeking solutions for improving the efficiency of construction, real estate, maintenance, and logistics operations, including solutions like drones, IoT, electric vehicles.

    Urban Environment – Urban planning, mobility, construction and maintenance, building supervision, energy efficiency and production, circular economy, air quality, and environmental services. Further interest areas include quality of living and helping citizens and other stakeholders participate in city development. AI, 5G and other digital solutions are very interesting for solving these problems. Saska Lohi and Mikko Martikka are the best contacts to help get your urban solution into real life testing with the City of Helsinki. They read all proposals sent to them via their contact form.

    Large clients seeking startups

    Here’s a growing list of corporations and other large clients who’d love to be among the first clients of new, innovative solutions that startups provide, and a few keywords of what each is seeking for.


    Beiersdorf – Skin care, Software, Physical products

    Elisa Finland – Connectivity, Automation, Industry 4.0, Health care, Entertainment, Smart homes

    Fazer – Food, Raw materials, Production process technologies

    Fiskars Group – Consumer goods, New services, New business models

    Fortum – Energy, Energy systems, Sustainability, Resource efficiency, Digital solutions

    Helsinki health services – Health, Digital services, Robotics, AI, Home care

    Helsinki urban development – Urban planning, Mobility, Construction, Building management, Circular economy, Energy, Air quality, Citizen and stakeholder participation in city development

    Maxion Advanced Technologies – Mobility, Manufacturing, New business models

    OP – Banking, Insurance, Fintech, AI, Biometrics, Customer loyalty, Customer experience

    Port of Helsinki – Real estate, Maintenance, Security, Border control, Sustainability, Energy efficiency, Solar energy, IoT

    Stara – Construction, Real estate, Maintenance, Logistics, Drones

    Telia Finland – Mobile data, Software, Circular economy data

    YIT – Construction, Materials, Real estate

    Nordic & Baltic deep tech investors

    Here are a few key deep tech investors in Nordics and Baltics with their ticket size ranges.

    Baltic Sandbox Ventures – Very early-stage deep tech fund from Lithuania. They offer even small grants for deep tech founders. Ticket size will be updated here shortly.

    Butterfly Ventures – Early-stage deep tech hardware fund from Finland. €50k – 1M

    byFounders – A New Nordic fund investing also in deep tech. €200k – 5M

    Commercialization Reactor – A deep tech accelerator and investor from Latvia. €50k – €300k

    Iron Wolf Capital – Lithuanian fund with a preference for deep tech. €100k – €1.6M

    Karma Ventures – Deep tech software fund from Estonia. €500k – 3M

    Lifeline Ventures – One of the most successful Finnish funds. Early-stage investments in a broad range, including deep tech and smart & clean companies. €200k – 2M

    Tera Ventures – Software deep tech fund from Estonia. €200k – 1M

    Voima Ventures – Research-based deep tech fund from Finland. €200k – 4M

    Walerud Ventures – Family office of seasoned deep tech entrepreneurs from Sweden. They only invest into cases where they are able to add significant business value through hands-on participation. €200k – €1M


    Let me know if you know an investor that should be added here 🙂

    How to start a VC fund

    A few key resources for aspiring venture capitalists. I’ll be adding more as I come across quality ones, and I’ll be super happy if you’ll share your recommendations in the comments or directly 🙂

    PS. If you’re building a startup, you might be interested in Startup guides.

    Courses

    Venture Deals by Brad Feld, Kauffman Fellows & Techstars

    A free course on venture capital. A colleague has taken it twice and recommends it wholeheartedly for all who are serious about VC. The 7-week course takes just a few hours per week and offers both insider insights and ample opportunities for networking with thousands of professionals in the field around the world: upcoming and existing VCs, corporations, serious startups etc. There’s no news when will the course be organized next, and no home page, but the above link to the main instructor’s blog is a good bet for where info on the next batch will be posted.

    VC Lab by Founder Institute

    Also free program, but more intensive. Geared for those interested in starting a fund, they have assignments and you will be able to proceed only by completing them. For example at one point, after enough theory, your task is to actually go and do fundraising, and your instruction will continue based on your activity in this. I know several people who had recently taken the course and strongly recommended it, saying that the bar for raising a VC fund will turn out to be a lot lower than most startup professionals think.

    For example, it’s possible to start with a very small 500ke fund by getting 10 angels to trust you with 50ke each, upon which you can start to work as a VC and get hands-on experience. As long as you have enough experience to start evaluating startups more rigorously from a VC point of view and are willing to do the required networking and got some contacts from where to start, the course should help you figure out the rest. That’s the impression I got from people who described it, at least.

    Books

    These two books are written mostly for startups, but give a lot of insights for aspiring venture capitalists too. Some of the information is local (to the US), some is opinionated, but interesting points to consider for non-US fund managers with different strategies as well. Whether you’re starting micro-fund in Serbia or a niche fund in French Polynesia, it helps to understand and communicate how and why you’re different than what startups might be expecting from a VC fund after reding these influential books.

    Mastering the VC Game by Jeffrey Bussgang.

    Venture Deals by Brad Feld and Jason Mendelson (Brad is also the instructor on the course with the same name, linked above).

    Booklets

    The fundraising guide for entrepreneurs by Finnish Venture Capital Association might be also be helpful, striking a fast-to-read balance between a checklist and book for the most startup-facing parts of fund management.

    Blogs

    Both Sides of the Table by Mark Suster, a 2x entrepreneur turned VC.

    Michael Jackson, a notably thoughtful and prolific LinkedIn poster on VC fund management.